nOVEMBER of 1999 feature:

Chevron Intersection of I30 and I35 W
Rating: *** 1/2
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The men & women of Chevron take pride in their work, but are ashamed to be seen in pictures: the woman working behind the counter was sucking down one of the millions of Slushie flavors available, and her tongue was red as a motherfucker, but she refused to pose: do I look like the kinda guy who runs a porn site or something? Anyways, they told me they make new coffee every 1/2 hour. They had a vast array of flavored creamers. Yum. They seemed to miss a couple things in this bathroom: no paper towels; it is the opinion of the band Punchy that no human being has ever satisfactorily dried their hands with one of those push button hand driers. The rough toilet paper was another detraction. 35 gallons this time for the Suburban: onward to glory.